What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Be sure not to come,
Around me no more.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
That one is such,
A fucking whore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Turn around and head,
Back out that door.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Go lose yourself,
Down by the seashore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
You just caused me,
An additional chore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Keep it up,
And you’ll go poor.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
You should know,
All that’s only folklore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
There was lots more there,
Than just a core.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
That one’s full,
Of blood and gore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Tomorrow you’ll be,
Fucking sore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Now all night,
I’ll hear you snore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
She can’t even cook,
She uses Knorr.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Now there’ll be,
A huge uproar.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
I fucking said,
I needed four.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Not everyone enjoys,
Halloween and Horror.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Get your ass ,
Back to the store.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
No I don’t want them here,
They’re a bore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
They’re nasty when,
You don’t free-pour.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
I’d say it’s time,
I even the score.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
Go hide that shit,
Inside a drawer.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
I said hind,
Not fore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
That’s just ugly,
What you wore.
What the fuck?
What did you do that for?
I ought to hit you,
With an oar.
Original Poems And Short Stories 