Today I must,
For you re-write,
The story of Snow White,
As you read it through,
It may indeed pale,
In comparison to the original tale,
But I swear to you,
Each word is true.
Inside a vast forest,
Deep inside and to the North,
Lies a comely cottage,
Inhabited by a beauty called Snow White,
Who lives a simple life,
Happy and at one,
With our Mother Earth.
Each day is different though the same,
She wanders out,
And navigates her way about,
Picking herbs and berries,
Until she has all that she can carry.
Often she will spy,
A pretty bird in a tree up high,
Or an interesting flower swaying to and fro,
In the valley not far below,
But nothing could prepare her to see,
What she saw this morning,
They were a seriously scary,
And ugly thing to see.
A midget and a skeleton,
From the back yea sure,
They only looked like a couple of gentleman,
But upon them hearing our Snow White,
They stopped and turned around,
And there her heart nearly stopped,
Yes it plummeted to the ground,
And her scream was heard,
For quite a distance around.
You see she was used to,
Conversing with the animals,
And the occasional passerby,
Normally those out and about this early,
Were nothing like this evil looking,
Spine chilling crew of two.
Once her heart beat settled down,
She looked to them with a frown,
And though their words then were polite,
When they walked away,
She could hear them laughing about her fright.
Unused to interruptions such as these,
In her commonly calm grove of trees,
Since normally the type to pass through,
Were friendly and sincere,
She went to see Queen Aimee,
Knowing she would lend an ear.
After a talk and a drink,
Snow White was calmer,
And made her way back home to think,
Then at some point she fell asleep,
And awoke knowing just,
What to do to these creeps.
She had to bide her time,
Not just execute her plan on a dime,
She decided she would wait,
For Halloween to come around,
Then for sure this midget and this skeleton,
Would fall victim to her bait.
Her daily routine now has her on edge,
Never has she been so uncomfortable,
In what is normally her element,
The birds are no longer as beautiful,
Nor the flowers as fragrant.
Still though she powers through,
As the things she gathers,
Are her livelihood,
So she deals with these two daily,
While out on her strolls,
And the things she hears from them,
Are never very good.
What used to be so pleasant,
Was now nerve wracking and stressful,
There were still the lovely encounters,
With forest creatures and neighbors,
But no matter how much good was present,
Seeing those two would add a touch of dreadful.
While picking berries with Queen Aimee,
At a crossroads near her cottage,
Snow White could see the midget,
He was going about his business,
A slight scowl on his face,
She wished then that she could drown him,
In a pot of piping-hot porridge,
Especially when along came his skeleton,
And together they started speaking of her,
The lies they spoke were so vicious,
There was no way now,
For them to ever earn her forgiveness.
As the summer wore on,
Fall settled upon Snow White’s woods,
And for her plan,
She began to gather,
The needed goods.
She could see without a doubt,
That the midget and the skeleton,
Needed to be taken out,
They always schooled their face,
Into a friendly mask,
Until the unlucky one was gone from their space,
Then insulting talk and mean laughter would commence.
These two evil boys went out of their way,
With snide comments,
And nasty looks,
Their despicable behavior,
Made them many enemies,
Amongst this lot of trees.
Inside her cottage,
The cauldron smoked and bubbled,
With a brew so potent,
It would take only a moment,
For them to go under,
And leave Snow White and her woods,
Before long the day arrived,
Time for the annual Halloween bash,
All the forest folk were invited,
Even those two known as,
The neighborhood trash.
A great array of gourmet dishes,
Prepared exclusively by our Snow White,
Were set up on a massive table,
Bathed in colorful flashy lights.
There was a name card at each seat,
And two had beside them,
An extra-special treat,
A piece of her famous apple pie,
With just enough poison,
To not quite make them die.
First there was casino card games and some dancing,
Then to the food tables,
Everyone started advancing,
While they all filled their plates,
Snow White snuck off to hide,
To watch the midget and the skeleton,
Devour their food,
And then her bait.
Soon it was time for everyone to go,
All were so buzzed and full,
No one noticed the two troublemakers,
Had been brought down,
By their resident baker.
She dragged them inside,
And left them to a lifelong nap,
Where Karma could complete the work,
Their princesses never showed,
At the humble abode,
And as their lips never received their kiss,
They were forced to stay,
Forever like this.