An Outsider’s Jingle

R-rated,

Seemingly always hated,

But never be a mirror image,

Of anyone but yourself.

Haunted,

By a feeling,

Of never being truly wanted,

Will keep your brain a-reeling.

Take a break,

A break from life,

For awhile,

Leave the world behind,

Learn again to smile,

Go re-find your mind.

It was said by Cinderella,

We all need some sort of shelter,

Well go figure out what could be yours,

Go, go far away,

Get to doing it,

Leave behind this world,

That’s trying to make you,

From yourself stray.

Don’t come back,

‘Til you’re back on track,

‘Til all your problems,

Have been sacked,

And you’re safe,

From going Snap.

You’ll be recharged,

But still,

Don’t be expecting miracles,

Remember,

Don’t dilute your personality,

Just for others who are critical,

And insist on causing for you,

Troubles by the barrelful.

You are R-rated,

Seemingly always hated,

Haunted,

Because you feel never really wanted,

But don’t let these assholes make you feel daunted,

Be yourself,

Yes fucking flaunt it.

Really???

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Be sure not to come,

Around me no more.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

That one is such,

A fucking whore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Turn around and head,

Back out that door.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Go lose yourself,

Down by the seashore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

You just caused me,

An additional chore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Keep it up,

And you’ll go poor.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

You should know,

All that’s only folklore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

There was lots more there,

Than just a core.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

That one’s full,

Of blood and gore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Tomorrow you’ll be,

Fucking sore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Now all night,

I’ll hear you snore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

She can’t even cook,

She uses Knorr.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Now there’ll be,

A huge uproar.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

I fucking said,

I needed four.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Not everyone enjoys,

Halloween and Horror.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Get your ass ,

Back to the store.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

No I don’t want them here,

They’re a bore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

They’re nasty when,

You don’t free-pour.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

I’d say it’s time,

I even the score.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

Go hide that shit,

Inside a drawer.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

I said hind,

Not fore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

That’s just ugly,

What you wore.

What the fuck?

What did you do that for?

I ought to hit you,

With an oar.

Mood Seasons

Life’s issues are not your fault,

And you are worth your salt,

Whatever happens,

Whatever you’re told,

You are worth your weight in gold.

Sometimes a mind is like Summer,

There are sunny thoughts that manifest,

Until someone has the nerve,

To put a person to the test.

Each day starts out as Summer,

When you wake up from your slumber,

If you’re lucky it stays that way,

Until it’s time again to hit the hay.

Spring arrives when nothing goes your way,

Apparently today,

Just wasn’t meant to be your day,

Your coffee is cold,

That thing you wanted,

Is already sold.

But these are just unimportant matters,

Nothing that will put your life in tatters.

Fall showing up is bad,

But not as bad as it could be,

A horrid thing may happen,

It may make you sad,

Or really, really mad.

Things like money troubles suck,

Maybe someone hit your truck,

That person you thought you liked,

May have shown that they’re in fact a schmuck.

Instead of your temper flaring,

These are difficulties you may not feel like sharing,

You will likely want to be alone,

And if someone comes a-knocking,

You’ll pretend that you’re not home.

Never keep Winter bottled up,

For more reasons than one,

If someone decides,

To use you for their fun,

Or stick their nose,

Where it doesn’t belong,

By all means,

Make them feel the need to run.

You’ll go crazy if you let them,

Feel like all is well,

When it’s your mind they’re putting through hell.

You are not to be made,

To feel less than the best,

You are not to put up with,

Being told how to live,

Remember there are some things,

You should not forgive.