I saw a cupcake,
Frosted so fine,
But it wasn’t worth that much,
Once it was wined and dined.

I saw a sugar cookie,
Shaped like an angel,
But after just one whisky,
It was way too risky.

I saw an ice cream cone,
Piled high with my favorite flavors,
But it melted way too fast,
And obviously wouldn’t last.

I saw a chocolate truffle,
Smooth with elegance,
But it only took a nibble,
To find a lack of decadence.

I saw some buttery popcorn,
Swirled with sweet caramel,
But it was sticky to the touch,
And I didn’t really like that much.

I saw a steamy cherry pie,
Bursting at the seam,
But it was stone cold inside,
And I just could not abide.